Clobbr

See your API's real performance at a glance.

Clobbr hits an endpoint in sequence or in parallel and shows what happens to response times under load. It runs on your machine, on macOS, Windows or the CLI. One lifetime licence, no account.

The Clobbr homepage. The headline reads “See your API's real performance at a glance” next to a result card showing p50, p95 and p99 response times and a latency chart.
clobbr.app

What it is

Load testing without the onboarding call

Clobbr answers one question: how does this endpoint behave when you hit it again and again? Give it a URL, choose how many calls and whether they run in sequence or in parallel, and it shows you what happened to response times.

It shows percentiles, not just an average. An average hides the slow requests. p95 and p99 are where the timeouts live, and Clobbr puts them side by side so the long tail is visible.

Everything runs on your machine. There is no account to create and no results sent anywhere. It comes as a desktop app for macOS and Windows and as a CLI for scripting the same check, on a lifetime licence rather than a subscription.

Why it is built this way

The ideas behind it

  1. 01

    Sequential or parallel

    Sequential runs show baseline latency. Parallel runs show what happens under contention. One toggle switches between them.

  2. 02

    Percentiles, not averages

    p50, p95 and p99 side by side. The average is where slow requests hide.

  3. 03

    Runs locally

    Tests run on your machine against your endpoint. No account, and no data leaves your laptop.

  4. 04

    App and CLI

    Explore in the app, then automate the same test from the command line.

Specifics

What you get

  • Load test any REST or GraphQL endpoint, in sequence or in parallel
  • Read p50, p95 and p99 instead of one misleading average
  • Browse result history per endpoint instead of a one-off terminal dump
  • Runs locally on macOS and Windows, or headless through the CLI
  • No account and nothing uploaded. The tests run on your machine.
  • One lifetime licence, not a per-seat subscription

Screens

What it looks like

A closer look at Clobbr.

The features section of the Clobbr site, headed “Eight primitives. One feedback loop.”, next to a screenshot of the app listing requests to several endpoints with their response times.
Requests and their response times

From clobbr.app

“See your API’s real performance at a glance.”

Clobbr is a fast, local-first API load testing tool for macOS, Windows, and CLI. Lifetime license, no subscription, no account, GraphQL + REST supported.